tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post8095577899277222678..comments2023-08-09T06:52:13.737-04:00Comments on Burgh Baby: Guess What!Burgh Babyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09123901504643963583noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-16729284695243124302008-12-11T14:45:00.000-05:002008-12-11T14:45:00.000-05:00In hindsight I think I prefered this phase of humo...In hindsight I think I prefered this phase of humor to some that came when they were older. <BR/><BR/>The "bodily noises" stage for example when the word fart would make them roll around laughing. Then there were the farting competitions - loudest, funniest sounding, smelliest. It was lethal if they did this in their bedrooms with door closed!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-72821095685277110082008-12-11T10:09:00.000-05:002008-12-11T10:09:00.000-05:00Chickens are no laughing matter at our house. We a...Chickens are no laughing matter at our house. We are still mourning Tiny, the littlest chicken my ILs had...that stupid bird would let the Howler carry her everywhere, it would sing with her, and when we were there, if the Howler said, "Tiny, you wait right here. I have to go pee." that stupid bird would sit there, for upwards of 20 minutes, waiting for the oh-so easily distracted Howler to return. And if she didn't? Stupid bird would go LOOK for her.<BR/><BR/>There's nothing worse than a 5 year old crying at Christmas because her chicken died (of natural causes.)<BR/><BR/>The moral? Take the chicken boobies, laugh, and be glad your ILs do not have chickens.mumplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12836710409289853672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-49266803361410716632008-12-10T21:59:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:59:00.000-05:00Chicken boobies are DEFINITELY funny. And you may ...Chicken boobies are DEFINITELY funny. And you may be going to hell, but for different reasons.KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10236206776336550381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-54898890229289923552008-12-10T09:36:00.000-05:002008-12-10T09:36:00.000-05:00LOL - "Guess what?" "Chicken butt" has been a part...LOL - "Guess what?" "Chicken butt" has been a part of our family vernacular since Macaulay Culkin hosted SNL in 1991 and used that phrase repeatedly during one of the skits. <BR/><BR/>Sometimes I'm known to groan and say, "It's <B>never</B> chicken butt!"<BR/><BR/>:-D<BR/><BR/>Peace - DRiverPoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01846730934649303857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-3961033796130216072008-12-09T23:00:00.000-05:002008-12-09T23:00:00.000-05:00Chickens have boobies???Look at that big girl...Chickens have boobies???<BR/><BR/>Look at that big girl...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01044279582701415786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-5206359304453020062008-12-09T22:43:00.000-05:002008-12-09T22:43:00.000-05:00Ok Alexis, Chicken Boobies is funny. Super funny!...Ok Alexis, Chicken Boobies is funny. Super funny!CanadianMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02830797268318076910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-3921975811246290842008-12-09T19:35:00.000-05:002008-12-09T19:35:00.000-05:00Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!! Gotta love Alexis!(I'm just g...Bwhahahahaha!!!!!!!! Gotta love Alexis!<BR/><BR/>(I'm just glad I don't have to live with her through this stage!)CChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01537821831479150677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-60189072526216394792008-12-09T17:00:00.000-05:002008-12-09T17:00:00.000-05:00Chicken Boobies is funny the first 3,999 times.I t...Chicken Boobies is funny the first 3,999 times.<BR/><BR/>I take that back. Chicken Boobies is funny no matter how many times you say it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-47700385451806425192008-12-09T15:55:00.000-05:002008-12-09T15:55:00.000-05:00Aw, man. I was going to do say:-Do you know why? C...Aw, man. I was going to do say:<BR/>-Do you know why? Chicken thigh!<BR/><BR/>But eternal sunshine beat me to it!caramamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02327695885346537321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-30825194754220595022008-12-09T15:28:00.000-05:002008-12-09T15:28:00.000-05:00CHICKEN BOOBIES - LOL!!!! That's better than my 4...CHICKEN BOOBIES - LOL!!!! That's better than my 4 YO's jokes lately. They don't even make sense. "Mommy, why does the light have a monkey on the door?" Why? "Because the TV is on her shoe!" Wha???? And it goes on and on and on....SherE1https://www.blogger.com/profile/05174348632059084216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-2310321069533449172008-12-09T13:49:00.000-05:002008-12-09T13:49:00.000-05:00Chicken butt might only be funny at day care, but ...Chicken butt might only be funny at day care, but chicken boobies? Funny everywhere.Mary Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14416798580398814009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-58340827693968147122008-12-09T12:48:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:48:00.000-05:00Chicken Boobies!!!!Chicken Boobies!!!!Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09012160836349228303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-19637266936835254592008-12-09T12:03:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:03:00.000-05:00Nope, you were right and logically it doesn't make...Nope, you were right and logically it doesn't make any sense, but Chicken Butt is funnier than all the other chicken choices!bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04003356754195026388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-60115871681515408892008-12-09T11:45:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:45:00.000-05:00Ah, yes. Chicken boobies. Definitely funny!Maybe y...Ah, yes. Chicken boobies. <I>Definitely</I> funny!<BR/><BR/>Maybe you can teach her a new joke to replace the chicken butt one? Nick's fave:<BR/><BR/>"How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it!" (She just *may* like the fact that this joke includes booger references.)Colleen - Mommy Always Winshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06642830408176398204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-37816252941900196372008-12-09T11:21:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:21:00.000-05:00Oh, come on, Chicken boobies ia funny coming from ...Oh, come on, Chicken boobies ia funny coming from a toddler. BTW we all lie to the kids at some point, I think we are forgiven for it. heh!justmylifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11374379802087502624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-35252511846772083542008-12-09T10:45:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:45:00.000-05:00I'll spend the day contemplating chicken boobies.I'll spend the day contemplating chicken boobies.Fleahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03412755038083750088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-65737499522654694182008-12-09T10:21:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:21:00.000-05:00"chicken boobies" is TOTALLY funny.and my kids and..."chicken boobies" is TOTALLY funny.<BR/><BR/>and my kids and eternal sunshine's apparently were separated at birth.the planet of janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11444337511603560544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-27253277058831960102008-12-09T10:11:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:11:00.000-05:00My kids are all about the "Chicken butt" joke righ...My kids are all about the "Chicken butt" joke right now...<BR/><BR/>Guess why, chicken thigh?<BR/>Guess who, chicken poo?<BR/>Guess where, chicken hair?<BR/><BR/>Yeah, our house, is a regular Night at the Improv...<BR/><BR/>You're jealous, I can tell.Eternal Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03542922572824046852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-5775405739614680382008-12-09T10:03:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:03:00.000-05:00Maybe it is just me, but I think the Chicken Butt ...Maybe it is just me, but I think the Chicken Butt is funnier with out the Guess What. heheheKathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14339665205284492242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-69572065438387827802008-12-09T09:54:00.000-05:002008-12-09T09:54:00.000-05:00Oh yeah, you're going down baby for telling her ch...Oh yeah, you're going down baby for telling her chicken boobies isn't funny cause damn - it's flat hilarious!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258405168792203613noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-46193378574626598932008-12-09T09:40:00.000-05:002008-12-09T09:40:00.000-05:00OH! You're awesome!Violet's favorite "joke" is an ...OH! You're awesome!<BR/><BR/>Violet's favorite "joke" is an unfinished, unfunny knock-knock joke - complete with requisite cackles and a demand that I laugh as well. It's making me craaaaazy.<BR/><BR/>But funny only at school? BRILLIANT.Julia O'Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330856629856439993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-48004064958341547162008-12-09T09:36:00.000-05:002008-12-09T09:36:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Julia O'Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16330856629856439993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-56546741120114064072008-12-09T09:31:00.000-05:002008-12-09T09:31:00.000-05:00I feel your pain (and if you're going to hell, I b...I feel your pain (and if you're going to hell, I bet I beat you there.) What is it about chickens, anyway? Goat #1 discovered the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke pretty early on but for him, the punchline was always whatever nonsense he felt like saying next and it was NOT. FUNNY. (also usually involved poop in some way, because you know -- BOYS.) Anyway one day I'd had enough and I said we weren't going to play CandyLand anymore if he didn't stop with the chicken-crossing-road jokes. So what did he do? Waited about 3 whole minutes and then said "Why did the trashcan cross the road?" (And since I'd made up the stupid no-chicken-road joke rule I couldn't just say "stop it" so instead I said "Why?") And the answer to that one was actually funny: "Because the chicken was in there." Of course, since I laughed, I got to hear that joke for the next 11,337 days....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-48675319640173364272008-12-09T09:25:00.001-05:002008-12-09T09:25:00.001-05:00Chicken boobies?! Hahahaha! I hope she discovers o...Chicken boobies?! Hahahaha! I hope she discovers on her own how hilarious that is and uses it anyway. <BR/><BR/>Alexis never ceases to crack me up.Quarantine Hobbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14175727655486792688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30765699.post-15339097506739802102008-12-09T09:25:00.000-05:002008-12-09T09:25:00.000-05:00Her teachers must LOVE you.Her teachers must LOVE you.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13164420416881517854noreply@blogger.com