Thursday, March 13

The Line Has Officially Been Crossed




34 comments:

  1. I'm not even sure that I can comment...can't find the words...I'm going to have nightmares about those shorts tonight. Why did I read this before going to bed?!

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  2. so the real question is who BOUGHT the devil Dora clothes for the Toddler?

    oh, and the maracas totally make the outfit.

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  3. Anonymous10:58 PM

    OH, NO. The pants. UGH. Eww. And, the quotes. I need to soak my ocular cavities in battery acid. Make it stop. UGH.

    And, the grumpy ol troll who lives under the bridge. The grumpy old troll who lives under the bridge.

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  4. I want Dora maracas!!! Now!!!

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  5. OMG I LOVE IT!!!!! That is hilarious!!!

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  6. Please tell me she twisted your arm, then bit it black and blue to get you to spend money on that outfit.

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  7. I love the look on her little face, she's mesmerized! Don't you wonder what is going on in that noggin of hers? Too, Cute!

    Lizzy

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  8. Oh, I got a big laugh out of this one. Because, my neice (2 1/2) has this outfit/dvd and literally wears the Dora clothes ALL. DAY. EVERY. DAY. She thinks they are da bomb! And she will ask - Do I have my backpack on? Is my map there? Good!

    I hope your little one is not headed down the same path.

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  9. Oops.....Yes, I know how to spell niece. It is early.....

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  10. Man, that girl can ROCK an orange pair of shorts like no other!!

    Promise you'll yank out this pic on her wedding day!!

    Hallie :)

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  11. Oh yeah, she'll regret that someday!

    Where did you find that? My little one would LOVE it?

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  12. LMAO! Oh Dora. I hate that little brat.

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  13. Rolling! That is absolutely adorable!!
    You're so witty and funny. She is so darn cute, even in the devil clothing!

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  14. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    Woman, you crack me up. That is hilarious! Oh, those pants!!!!
    Hehehehe
    You can put her in a potato sack and she'll still be so dang stinking cute!

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  15. Bwhahaha! Total blackamil picture and the maracas just pushes it way over the top.

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  16. So she's in the Dora trance, huh?

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  17. Anonymous11:51 AM

    I'm sensing evil in-laws were involved in this.

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  18. Can't comment right now ... I've been held against my will by two pre-schoolers...DDD-Dora, DDD-Dora.

    Swiper no swiping.

    Oh man.

    I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the mmm--aaa--ppp!

    Sorry, where was I?

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  19. Ya know? Just the other day I was saying to myself, "maracas would totally complete this outfit".

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  20. the Dora/Elmo obsession thing in toddlers reminds me of an episode of Angel...where the muppet-like creatures were really demons out to steal the childrens life force thru the TV?
    Maybe it's just me who finds them both creepy and evil?

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  21. Anonymous2:11 PM

    and why did I have to read this why Dora is on? I went to turn it off but got yelled at... :(
    thanks God Freddy doesn't know anything about dress up yet :)

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  22. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Oh my God. I'm laughing so hard here that I think I pulled something. Those shorts. Oh my crap, those shorts.

    Even funnier that you tucked it IN, so that the backpack is all tucked into her butt.

    When she sees these pictures, she'll be really pissed at you for desecrating the backpack in this manner.

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  23. What an outfit! I had no idea the grumpy old troll was the devil :0

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  24. (ppsssttt...so was that your Adobe Captivate skillz in action?)

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  25. Anonymous9:04 PM

    I found your blog from Firemama's blog. At least I think it was hers. Anywhoo...love the breastfeeding story and yes I know that area well, having grown up in Pittsburgh. Terrible that the health care system you worked for would not provide a private place. Love the baby pictures, she is adorable. Mine are all older and I have grandkids now. Enjoy her, they grow up way too fast!

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  26. too figgin' funny! Love it!

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  27. HAHAHAHA!

    1. Those shorts are way hot.

    2. She'll be stuffing her bra with those maracas before you know it!

    3. Dora is one crafty little biotch!

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  28. OMG I can't stop laughing at this! And all of the comments just get better and better!
    Save this and show it to her when she is older!

    I love it!

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  29. ROFLOL Well I was about to tell you to save that pic for her first boyfriend, but he'll probably have one of him dressed like Diego... it's a scary world out there! haha

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  30. HILARIOUS!!! JUST TO FUNNY!

    Those pictures are priceless.

    Have a great weekend!

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  31. And the good news is that it should fit her for years.

    Did I say good news?

    That was hilarious.

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  32. Girl! You should be writing for SNL!! And DEFINITELY keep that picture as blackmail fodder for those snotty teen years to come! ROFLMBO!!

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  33. Holy Crap! Since I am so late to the party I have nothing witty that hasn't already been said. BUT, she totally ROCKS the orange shorts and maracas!!

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  34. Oh.My.God. That was hilarious!

    And, yes, you're totally going to regret it, little one.

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