Monday, April 28

My Love is Absolutely For Sale

A certain someone has been practically begging me to dish on how to get a shout out here (she's very attention-deprived, that someone, but she's also funny). Let me just tell you, Sarah has it all figured out. One word: cookies. Just take a look at what showed up in my mail on Saturday:



Aaaaaaaaaahh yeaaaaaaaaaah!

Yeah, so Sarah says that she makes cookies for her kids practically every day. I know, she's trying to make the rest of us look bad. I jokingly commented on one of her blog posts that she should totally feel free to send me a few of those cookies and! and! AND! then I got an email from her that said, "OK!"

Uh huh. Who am I to argue with a woman who is offering to send me cookies? I could never do that. That would be anti-American. And wrong.

BTW, if I were her kid, I would weigh 800 pounds cause yummmmm . . . the perfectably underbaked mushy/melty when warm chocolate chip cookies are enough to send me into a a blissful universe unlike any other. I hereby declare my love for all things Lemony Sarah. Especially her chocolate chip cookies.

If anybody else wants to send me food, I won't hate it. Just sayin'.

24 comments:

  1. So happy for you... not so happy for me. Ahem.... ya know, Baltimore's not that far away from the Pitt - (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

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  2. Hey.. I'm only an hour above Pittsburgh. Someone send ME some delicious cookies! ;-) Ahem.. maybe not. (My hips and all that.)

    Send me one anyways... Heh!

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  3. Just curious.. ARE THERE ANY LEFT?!!! In this house- those cookies would be GONE!

    **laughing**

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  4. Making cookies every day! Is she superhuman. She has a cookie making super power or something. Those look Yummalicious.

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  5. Awwwwwww. You are so sweet! I really mean it. And hey, the cookies look just the same as they did when I shrink wrapped them! I pretty much expected them to arrive as mooshy crumbs.

    Yeah, my kids probably weigh 2 to 5 pounds more than they would otherwise - keep in mind that my kids are teens and weigh 130 pounds apiece! I know it sounds unbelievable but your darling baby will be a teen, too... By the way, I've LOST 20 pounds since I started baking cookies daily. I KNOW! It makes no sense! Why didn't I know about this when I gained those 20 pounds? Cookies rule!

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  6. i will pimp her out for some cookies. just so she knows.

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  7. How fun to get cookies in the mail! I need me a friend like that.

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  8. Hell - you should pimp ME out for no reason. Just 'cause I have a tranny head.

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  9. Impressed with the packing peanuts...that woman knows how to protect her products!

    and LSHM has NO SHAME!!! ;D

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  10. Sadly, I am going to have to find an alternate method of blog-mention-worthy bribery. I can't cook. Well, I can, but I wouldn't feed it someone I actually want to like me. My kids don't count. They're stuck with me for a couple more years yet. :)

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  11. too neato. There's even packing peanuts. That's love...or something.

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  12. I am not sending you food. Unless you seriously want to get sick. Spinach meatloaf wouldn't ship well, methinks.

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  13. Do you know how fan-freakin-tastic that is? I'm jealous again! Surprise cookies are the best! (not that it's every happened to me, I'm only imagining!) I am THE COOKIE MONSTER!

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  14. Well, okay, now I KNOW that this here blogging thing is a popularity contest, and that YOU are the winner. You'll start hanging out with the popular clique eating your cookies, and I'll be at the freaks table talking about how I hate my hair, and you won't even acknowledge me when you pass by.

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  15. Mmm, cookie. I don't bake them everyday, but I pretty much eat them everyday.

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  16. Those look so damn good to a person who just started a new diet.

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  17. Those look good. I get the underbaked/mushy/melty thing. I can't execute it, but I get it.

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  18. They look so yummy!!

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  19. Oh, I lvoe them underbaked mushy/melty!!! Mmmmmmm.

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  20. And look how nice and neat they are! If I sent you some, not only would they be partially burned but they'd be all haphazard in the bags.

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  21. i like cookies! just made some last night too!

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  22. Ok, I am so going over there to comment RIGHT NOW!!

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  23. And yet you rejected me when I offered to mail you mint chocolate chip ice cream from Texas during the summer.

    I can't figure you out lady, you're like some freaking enigma or something.

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  24. Every freaking day? Is that like therapeutic for her or something? Because I liked to cook and all b.c. (before children) but why add to the chaos? I'm so happy for her. I truly don't mind looking bad. I figure I'm just more nutritious.

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