And This is Why She Sleeps Alone

Alexis always starts the night all snuggled up tight, looking as cuddly as can be:


(And yes, that is a sippy cup sticking out from under her bum. I'm not the one that put it there, I promise.)

But then she actually falls asleep and turns into the sprawling bed hog that she really is:


I don't really know why she insists on shoving her head into the smallest area possible, but she does it every single night. If she had a pillow, she would probably sleep with her head under it AND shoved into a corner.