Thursday, September 20

The More You Know

Allow me to impart some very valuable knowledge . . .

* Cheap crayons SUCK. Stick to Crayola.
* If you leave the water on long enough, the garden hose will explode. The Husband will probably explode as well, however, so you may not want to try this at home.
* A one-year old can figure out how to unlock a deadbolt, open a door, and run like Forrest straight into the street. Lather, rinse, repeat.
* You can survive on funnel cakes alone. It's easier to do if you have strawberries, ice cream, and whip cream handy.


  1. This is great. My favorite little girl(next to my own daughter of course) lol!

    My BFF!

  2. Burgh Baby's Mom10:02 AM

    Welcome to the other Alexis show, Shell! Just don't tell the redhead about this universe 'cuz the need to rant could come on at any given moment. I'm sure you know exactly how that feels, only probably about tenfold :-)

    Oh, and thanks for being so awesome. Alexis positively adores you, and for good reason. We appreciate it!

  3. anglophilefootballfanatic.com10:33 PM

    If it has all that on it, isn't it more of a Belgian waffle?