Friday, September 21

Where's Dora?

You know what we haven't done in quite a while? Played Where's Dora! For you newcomers, this is where I prove that Dora is taking over the universe one product at a time. I had never noticed just how thoroughly Dora has infiltrated the world. These days it's brought to my attention about every ten seconds when Alexis yells "Dora!" anytime she spots her. By the way, she yells Dora in her chain-smoking grandma voice. Think Marge Simpson's sisters and you'll be on the right track.

I think you need to know that Dora is on at least 14 different food products. There's yogurt, ice cream, popsicles, soup, fruit snacks, cereal, animal crackers, etc. We have had just about every single one of those things in our house at one time or another. No grocery store aisle is sacred.

The winner, however, is the broccoli. Because everyone should eat Dora broccoli.

I can't even begin to tell you how many articles of clothing the kid has that have Dora on them. But I can tell you that when she wears Dora slippers, she can't go anywhere. Seriously.

1 comment:

  1. HOLY COW Dora is taking over the world! DORA BROCCOLI??? Will that make kids eat it? HMmmm you will have to let us know!