Wednesday, November 14

You're Supposed to Tackle Boys, Not Kiss Them

Peyton's Mom lied to me. She said that Alexis was, and I quote, "a perfect angel" when she visited their house for a few hours last week. LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

How can you call this little girl "a perfect angel?"



Do you see that? Not only is she drinking while driving, but she's kissing a boy! Both behaviors are strictly forbidden. Right in front of Elmo, no less.

I need to keep a closer eye on that one, I tell you.

While I'm at it, I probably should teach her how to play a little football. She's such a girl. A no ball catching, no running, no resisting the tackle girl. Sort of reminds me of Plex back in the day . . .

13 comments:

  1. We say the same to our two year old, "enough hugs!" while he's squishing the nine month old.

    Today she got him back and crawled right over him...

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  2. Actually, it looks more like HE's kissing HER. But still, you need to teach her the patented ward-off moves that every girl should know! :)

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  3. Yeh, Madame Q is right. She's the kissee, not the kisser.

    But as for the drinking while driving, she's on her own there. Perhaps if she'd lay off the sippy a little she could play ball.

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  4. Burgh Baby's Mom4:46 PM

    See that, Jill, it's your kid that's the kisser! Ha!

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  5. Hugging or tackling? Very hard to tell with little ones! I also think that while your girl is drinking and driving...it looks like the kisses are coming from him! Thanks for sharing!

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  6. So adorable - the picture, the post and the video!! I loved the, "Hey" at the end! See ya.

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  7. I have to say, when I saw this picture, I went, "WHAT THE..." I'd keep an eye on that Peyton kid. Also, how is it that they already know to close their eyes when they kiss?!

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  8. Kristi8:46 PM

    Looks like a kissing bandit got to her while she was distracted by her beverage. Poor Elmo will he ever recover from such a scene.

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  9. Jen--I think Alexis might have just blinked. In the 8,000 other photos of them making out, both Peyton and Alexis have their eyes open. And sometimes their mouths.

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  10. that video is hilarious!!! and she is being so patient with him too! our monster would scream on top of his lungs if he got a ball thrown at his head...

    the kissing picture is very adorable by the way!

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  11. Tanya--She isn't really that patient. If she says she wants a cracker, you better hand the kid a cracker in 1.2 seconds or she's going to scream her little head off. It's more like she's oblivious to what is going on around her. As long as no one is interfering with her master plan, she just carries on. I'd call it "laid back."

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  12. Oh my goodness that is gorgeous!

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  13. A boy smooched on your kid. Did Mr H whip out the shotgun?

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