Wednesday, April 16

Getting What I Deserve

Remember this?



Yeah, I know. Who could forget it? Anyhoo, I totally got what I deserved for sharing that image with anybody. Last night I had the most wonderous dream about freaktastic dolls coming to life and attacking. Picture the Thriller video starring dolls. That thing up there? Starred in Michael Jackson's role.

Somewhere in the midst of this dream, my own personal roving Toddler apparently decided she was so over her own bed and wandered into our room. She brought her sweet little baby doll with her. I don't know exactly what transpired since I was busy protecting my face from evil doll claws, but I do know that when I woke up at 3:00 am, there was a FREAKIN' DOLL ON TOP OF ME.

No lie, Alexis' stuck her stupid doll on top of me before she went around to Mr. Husband's side of the bed to climb in.

Much screaming.

Not much sleeping.

35 comments:

  1. eek. I can just picture it. definitely NOT a restful night at all huh?!

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  2. Really? Not good sleep huh...serves you right scaring the crap out of all of us with those photos! I had my share of weird dreams and I have a feeling they were spurred on by that weirdness...even if my dreams didn't feature life-like dolls.

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  3. Ahaha. That is absolutely hilarious.

    Karma, for sure ;)

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  4. Karma, I'd like you to meet BBM. BBM, that there is karma.

    And yet, you still posted that pic again. Don't think that was lost on me! :-P

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  5. You. Are. Hilarious.

    Combine humor, a toddler, crazy dolls and a perpetual lack of sleep (because all moms with young kids are tired) and you are going to have nightmares about dolls forever!

    :-)

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  6. creepy...

    Bekah and I sat there last night trying to figure out what this doll was MEANT to look like. Is it a doll of a stillborn?

    And I have to ask... While searching for dolls, creepy or otherwise, did you come across the Living Dead Dolls? Because, I have a story associated with that company...
    If you ever want to hear it. :)

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  7. That's what you get for subjecting us to that doll picture! I would have pissed my pants for sure.

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  8. Bwhahaha! I would have been screaming, too!

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  9. Oh geez. I had bizarre dreams last night and couldn't figure out why. Thanks for the visual reminder!

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  10. But now you did it again. Why oh why did you have to share that picture with us again?! I had JUST gotten it out of my mind.

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  11. I think I might've decapitated the doll just for good measure. OR, if we're still doing Michael Jackson, you should've burned its hair while drinking a Pepsi.

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  12. Ack! Not THAT photo again. Looks like I will NOT be entering daughter's room again tonight. Not without turning all the dolls towards the wall first! Or stuffing them into the closet... or, better yet, trash can!

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  13. I can't be objective because that is too funny!!! I tried to leave a nice sorry-about-your-psycho-dream comment, but I kept laughing and couldn't finish....

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  14. I think your nightmares are further exacerbated by the image of my tranny head and related Thriller videos.

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  15. Thanks. I just ate lunch...and then opened your blog in my reader....ack! The thought of that is enough to keep me awake at night too.

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  16. ok, i want to thank you for reprinting that baby doll photo.

    now i can have MORE nightmares.

    eeeeeeeeeek!

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  17. I'm laughing. Sorry. How on earth could she have known to bring the doll on that of all nights? And lay it on top of you? Woman's intuition. Watch out for that one in the future.

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  18. ImpostorMom2:24 PM

    hahahaahahahaha

    that totally made me laugh out loud!

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  19. meagan@meplusthree.us2:25 PM

    Oh my gosh I didn't see that one coming! Lol!! How creepy is that doll?

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  20. That's sooo funny ... no really I think I would have flipped out too and been to freaked out to sleep. Thankfully my daughters dont sleep with dolls!

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  21. Oh, she got you!!!! Yikes.

    No dolls for me. This is why I stick with cute little doe-eyed puppy dogs . . .

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  22. That doll is FREAKY! Freaky because I missed your previous post about custom dolls and I thought it was picture of a sick baby. I was ready to be sad, until I realized what I was really looking.

    But this post? Sorry, it is hilarious!

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  23. That face is enough to give anyone nightmares! No wonder you got a fright :)

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  24. hee hee! You deserved that one *s*

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  25. Did you have to share that picture again??? It's freaking scary and now I will be having that dream!

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  26. Chucky attacked you last night? He did in my dreams.

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  27. Serves you right. :)
    Although, why did you have to go and post it again? Just to make sure that we all have the same scary nightmare as you?
    Sweet Dreams :)

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  28. THAT is creepier than the kid in the shining. seriously.

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  29. haha funny! I would've ended up screaming too.

    and by the way - I had a freaky dream that night. You know one of those that you know you are sleeping so you do anything to get yourself to wake up? Yep. Glad I don't remember too many details.

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  30. Ha ha ha ha ha!!! I think she's secretly learned to read while learning to sign and she reads your blog. I have a picture up for you at the bottom of the random update post up at the top of my blog right now...

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  31. ha ha ha ha ha! that's what you get! Justin has been screaming and thrashing in his sleep since that post.

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  32. Sounds like Twilight Zone?

    Why does that fake-ass ugly baby have sweaty hair? What was she doing to cause her to sweat? Egh.

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  33. LOL--once again! Thanks

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  34. AACK! What a visual! Freaktastic Thriller in the bedroom. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody doesn't google "freaky sex" and find you! LOL!!

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