Friday, September 26

Captain Fugly Vomits Pink Rubber Latina Whores

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  1. I just vomited in my mouth a bit.

    But it was redeemed by the super preciousness of the pajamas!!!

    The title... holy hell.

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  2. Oh c'mon. Those are cute shoes. Heh.

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  3. Gag! I can't say it enough, be glad you missed the Barney years. And, that is true love, letting her wear that getup.

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  4. Eww! I don't like those kind of shoes and you add her to it. **shudder**

    BTW, have you heard her new voice?

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  5. i'm feeling a little queasy here...

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  6. My Eyes! MY EYES!

    Please tell me you didn't spend money on those babe. Please.

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  7. Aaaargh! I am blind! I hope I am because if I open my eyes I have to see those again. Crocs are bad, but Dora Crocs?

    Ok, let's pretend those are not Alexis' feet. Just a girl you saw at the mall. Right? Because I know you would never, not even if Alexis totally shanghaied you like toddlers do :-)

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  8. Oh, come on. You love them. Why else would she be wearing them?

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  9. Just so we're crystal clear here, I did not purchase the shoes and the man who did? Is going to hear me bitch about those fugly shoes every day for months.

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  10. What's sad is my feet are so small I bet they make them in my size--wouldn't I look purty?

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  11. Christ - we would never get anywhere because my daughter would have to stop after every single step and point and tell me that was "Dooora!" And then she would probably want to sit down so she could kiss her.

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  12. How did you find those in your size???

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  13. That is the best laugh I've had in days. :)

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  14. Oh, I'm sorry.
    :)

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  15. Ahh, they're cute. No - really.

    But I REALLY like the photo further down, perfect. Now is it a tease or is she in a new stage and letting you take pictures of her?

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  16. anglophilefootballfanatic.com4:16 PM

    Oh, dear. I thought we were over that phase?

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  17. Oh good Lord! Your post title is wild!!!

    I used to hate Dora. But now I've resigned myself to it. Everything out there for little girls is "Dora."

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  18. I couldn't agree with you more about the shoes. And, for the record, I would like you to know that I thought of you today while out and about with Sorg. Okay, so we were standing in front of a display of pillows featuring Dora and her buddy Diego...but it should be the thought that counts.

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  19. This is where I am grateful I have boys, on both counts: the shoes AND Dora. You crack me up.

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  20. I think their kinda cute! Aidan has Lightning McQueen ones.

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  21. LOL

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ahahahahhaaaah
    hhhhhaaaaaaaa

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  22. Your man has style. Teeheee....

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  23. Too funny! My husband bought me a pair just like those (minus Dora) and wonders why I won't wear them....

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  24. I can't believe you bought them! Sophie doesn't know they make them with the little margarita.
    I'd rather had the princesses anyday---even though the complete Giselle Halloween costume is going for a cool $100 this year. What's even sadder is there are lots of p's out there who will pay it. sigh.
    oh, yeah, don't worry--she WILL grow out of the exploring phase. Hannah Montana is right around the corner!

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