That's a movie cat, and not just any movie, I'm talkin' Stephen King, the cat comes and eats your face in the middle of the night movie cat. Or, it's a "just in case the world goes apeshit and we need to eat a pet insurance policy cat" - that would work too.
@Jim Bainbridge--I'll go with the "insurance policy" option because that fat ass is too lazy to jump up on the bed to eat your face in the middle of the night. If he ever does, you'll know because it'll cause an earthquake.
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ha the cat will ALWAYS win.
ReplyDeleteOh, of course. My sister owns a parrot, two cats, and two dogs (currently). The pecking order goes: bird, cats, dogs. As in: beak, claws, tender nose.
ReplyDeleteThat's one big ass cat.
ReplyDelete@Jim Bainbridge--You mean that's one FAT ASS cat. He's 25+ pounds of jiggly lard. Meanwhile, it looks like we're starving our other cat to death.
ReplyDeleteThis looks like my husband's grandfather's evil cat. I agree..that cat is going to make himself one tasty meal!
ReplyDeleteThat's a movie cat, and not just any movie, I'm talkin' Stephen King, the cat comes and eats your face in the middle of the night movie cat. Or, it's a "just in case the world goes apeshit and we need to eat a pet insurance policy cat" - that would work too.
ReplyDelete@Jim Bainbridge--I'll go with the "insurance policy" option because that fat ass is too lazy to jump up on the bed to eat your face in the middle of the night. If he ever does, you'll know because it'll cause an earthquake.
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