Dirt Don't Hurt

Alexis is SO totally over her hate for dirt. Now she and dirt are like best buds. They hang out, go do karaoke together, the whole bit. In our first piece of evidence, I present Alexis eating rocks. Because, you know, they taste good. Or something.


And then we have this . . . much potting soil and many plants were injured in the making of this face.

Alexis, you can now go back to being a girly girl that refuses to touch dirt. It was easier that way.

One last thing--congratulations Mel and Brian! You really must work on your flare for the dramatic, however. That email completely lacked any suspense or drama. Alexis can teach you how to add some into any communication, just give her a call.